Certain pies. I will eat all the pies at this restaurant. I will eat more pies than I should. Other pie eaters may die. Or is that giraffes? No, I won't actually eat giraffes. Or leaves. Pies, yes.
I swear that early this morning, on my way to get coffee, on the sidewalk, I saw a pile of poop with a tiny flag of George Bush stuck in it. When I went back to take a picture, it was gone.