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So much to catch up on.

Tyler Hamilton is GUILTY, according to whatever doping agency said so. His defense? A hitherto unknown dead-in-the-womb twin? It was someone else’s blood in your system, Tyler. You got caught. Bow out gracefully, dude. Don’t invoke nonexistent dead baby brothers.

Lance is retiring after he wins his 7th Tour de France this summer. Then the veil of secrecy will be lifted and we’ll get to know what he’s been on. (Hint: he’s not high on life.)

I know, pro cycling scandals aren’t everyone’s cuppa tea, but I follow these things pretty closely, so I feel like passing it on here.

Um…I had some other stuff I wanted to post, but I can’t remember it at the moment.


Well, I wanted to make a comment about this. Surely he’ll be the last ex-Nazi Pope? There can’t be too many ex-Nazi cardinals waiting in the wings still.

Oh, and this is just silly: if any Decemberists fans have casually wandered their way to this humble and charming blog, I want to let you know that it is officially endorsed by Chris Funk. Well, maybe that’s too strong a statement. He has been here. And perhaps others in the circle of that great band. Well, I know they have. Which is cool. I am honored by their mouse clicks.