So What Difference Does It Make?
Names for new bands (all of which are horrible):

Crooked Teeth & A Flat Voice [what you see and hear is what you get]
Day Job [irony]
One Abrasive Pessimist [for my solo career]
Psonic Psunspot [XTC cover band--wait, this is probably already in use, as Andy can't be bothered to play EVER]
Boots
Which E String?
Brigadeer On Wheels
Chicken Breast
Petunia
Flabby A**