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While I was waiting to get my food at the Fazoli's drive-thru I could see a very happy couple inside. They leaned over their twice-baked lasagna and kissed. A tender moment! How sweet. Then, as I was stilll waiting (apparently it takes a very long time to make a smoked-turkey panini) they did it again. OK, guys, calm down, I thought, people are trying to eat here. I listened to A Century of Fakers on my iPod (I still haven't solved my dilemma) and then I looked up and, you guessed it, they were kissing again. By now I was disgusted. Think of the garlic! Think of the sebacious bits of melted cheese wedged in their teeth! Why did they have to choose here, now, for their tryst? Then my food finally arrived and I drove home for lunch. The End.
St Jerome 2001
While I was waiting to get my food at the Fazoli's drive-thru I could see a very happy couple inside. They leaned over their twice-baked lasagna and kissed. A tender moment! How sweet. Then, as I was stilll waiting (apparently it takes a very long time to make a smoked-turkey panini) they did it again. OK, guys, calm down, I thought, people are trying to eat here. I listened to A Century of Fakers on my iPod (I still haven't solved my dilemma) and then I looked up and, you guessed it, they were kissing again. By now I was disgusted. Think of the garlic! Think of the sebacious bits of melted cheese wedged in their teeth! Why did they have to choose here, now, for their tryst? Then my food finally arrived and I drove home for lunch. The End.
St Jerome 2001
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